Elijah Nalle

The Existential Horror of Sour Patch Kids Cereal
Cereal is sacred, and Sour Patch Kids Cereal is sacrilegious.
Food / Opinion

The Existential Horror of Sour Patch Kids Cereal

Eight months ago, I became aware of a newly announced product from Maynards Candy Company and Post: a new form of cereal, the likes of which the world had never…

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October 13, 2019
Behind the Wall
Narrative / Nonfiction

Behind the Wall

When we hiked through Ananyiv that morning, it was like we’d wandered into a slum. The road lacked pavement in most spots, and the sidewalk was missing chunks. Small crowds…

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March 4, 2019